August 2012
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May 2012
9 posts
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Virtually everybody: I'm not a feminist, but
Me: .................
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April 2012
2 posts
February 2012
2 posts
Gizmo and I are going steady...
So Valentine’s day came up and I was feeling lonely. Gizmo and I have been dancing around the topic of a relationship but I decided to take a leap of faith. I asked him to be my Valentine. I brought him a flower, but it was plastic because he is allergic to pollen. He was a little hesitant at first, but he really liked the flower. So it’s official! We are together and my mom is proud...
January 2012
15 posts
Caught in the Act
This evening was a bad one, but I guess it’s going to need some explanation. Ever since Gizmo got here I’ve been very confused. At first there was some hostility there, and I’ll even admit some jealousy. I was so used to being the center of attention. But after a few days we became fast friends; we chase each other all day, roll catnip balls back and forth, and wrestle all...
Partner in Crime
So I guess the Jizmo isn’t too bad. He’s actually kind of keeping me company. He didn’t even tell on me when I climbed up on the counter to eat the leftovers out of the sink, and he’s really good at digging into the bottom of the garbage to get the tuna can out. The only thing that really annoys me about the little bitch is that he squeals every time I bite his face. I...
The Arrival of Jizzy
So the diet thing didn’t work out so well. But what was her solution to this dilemma? To get me a friend. Did she discuss this with me before going to the humane society? No, that ho did not. Instead she comes home with this box with holes in it. She sets in on the ground and at first I thought she had bought an industrial sized vibrator since the box was shaking so much. When they...
Mom Says I Need To Go On A Diet
A few notes on my mom; she is a neurotic perfectionist, a straight A student that drinks on school nights, and a die hard feminist that has penises as light switches. Needless to say she’s a little tricky to figure out. Well I never thought I had that problem with her. I thought that I got her and she got me. I was the center of her world and could do no wrong. She even let me share her ice...
Cumspot
So I’ve been living in East Lansing now for about 5 months. It started out great. I came here with my mom and she was living with three other girls. I got massaged all the time, had endless amounts of treats, and only my mom cared that I smoked weed….the other three girls promised to keep it from her. The only other things in the place was Goose, a smelly ferret, and Kumquat, a little...
